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1. Marmite - love or hate?
Only on Twiglets.

2. Marmalade - thick cut or thin cut?
Thick.

3. Porridge - made with milk or water?
I like my oats uncooked in muesli.

4. Do you like salt, sugar or honey on your porridge?
n/a

5. Loose tea or teabags?
I don't do tea.

6. Where on your door is your letterbox?
It's not on the door, waist height to one side.

7. What's your favourite curry?
Mild. I stopped being able to do chilli some years ago.

8. What age is the place where you live?
85 years.

9. Where do the folks running your local corner shop come from?
Around here.

10. Instant or fresh coffee?
I only do coffee about once a month or so, but fresh.

11. How far are you from the sea?
Erm, what counts as 'sea'? Looking at a map, about 35 miles, and it's not the bit of sea that I thought it was.

12. Have you travelled via Eurostar?
Yes. Much better than flying to Paris / Brussels etc in multiple ways.

13. If you were going to travel abroad, where's the nearest country to you?
I've just put the map away! France, Scotland and the Isle of Man are roughly equidistant from here.

14. If you're female (or possible even some males) do you carry a handbag?
Only if I am carrying someone else's.

15. Do you have a garden? What do you like growing?
Yes. I'd like raspberries to grow, rather than be eaten by pests.

16. Full cream, semi skimmed or skimmed?
Full cream.

17. Which London terminal would you travel into if going to the capital?
Kings Cross, but it depends on the route.

18. Is there a local greasy spoon where you live?
Erm, depends on what counts. Plenty of small cafes within about 10mins walk.

19. Do you keep Euros in the house?
Yes. Not much, but one Euro coins are ideal for supermarket trolleys.

20. Does your home town have a Latin, Gaelic or Welsh alternative name?
It's Saxon.

21. Do you have a well known local artist or author?
Living, erm...
Dead, Thomas William Robertson was born here and is credited with, amongst other things, inventing modern stage direction and having control over his plays, including their casting and getting a royalty per performance.

22. Do you have a favourite Corrie character?
Never watched it.

23. Are your kitchen sink taps separate or a mixer?
Mixer.

24. Do you have a favourite brand of blended tea?
No. See earlier tea question for why.

25. What's in your attic if you have one?
Almost nothing here. The entrance is small and inconveniently located.

26. If you go out for a cream tea, what jam do you like on your scone?
I don't.

27. Talking of scones- scon or scown? Jam or cream first?
Scon. Who cares?

28. Barth or bath?
Barth.

29. Carstle or castle?
Carstle.

30. What flavour of crisps do you favour?
Only un- or ready salted.

31. If you go to the chippie, what do you like with your chips?
Vinegar.

32. Take away, take out or carry out?
Takeaway.

33. If you have one, what colour is your wheelie bin?
Green for general, brown for recycling.

34. What colour skips does your local skip hire use?
Dunno. Depends which one you use, I suspect.

35. Do you celebrate Guy Fawkes?
What he tried to do or his failure? :)

36. Dettol or TCP?
Depends on what it's for.

37. Do you have a bidet in the bathroom?
No.

38. Do you prefer courgettes or aubergines?
Courgettes.

39. In the 'real world' Do you have friends of other nationalities? Which nationalities?
Yes. Can't count them.

40. Do you have a holy book of any sort in the house?
The Kinsey Reports.

41. Do you prefer a hankie or tissues?
Hankie.

42. Are you a fan of crumpets? What do you like on them?
No.

43. Doorbell, knocker or both?
Bell.

44. Do you own a car? What sort?
Yes, a Toyota Corolla.

45. What sort of pants do you guys prefer? Y fronts or boxers?
None.

46. Anyone still a fan of suspenders?
Not on me.

47. Do you have a favourite quote from the bard?
"To be or what?" - a joke version of Hamlet starring Sylvester Stallone.

48. Do you like toasted muffins?
No.

49. Do you think a traditional trifle should contain jelly?
I don't like any trifle that has blancmange.

50. Do you attend regular religious worship? Of what kind?
No.

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27. Talking of scones- scon or scown? Jam or cream first?
Scon. Who cares?


This made me LOL!

Thank you for 5 mins of cheerful entertainment after a moderately stressful day.

*goes to do meme for self*

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This also made me LOL!

I may have to try marmite again someday - it's been ages since I last did so, and I suspect I might actually enjoy it now. =:/ On the other paw, I can't dispel the feeling I might as well just use a little of the oyster sauce in the fridge.

I wish the kitchen here had a mixer tap.. still, the hot takes just long enough to get going that I'm usually fine just running that, given I'm usually only washing up a single plate, knife, and fork, or similar, and if it does get hot, I simply scrub with the scouring sponge in one spot, and rinse another, cycling around.

Are bidets ever present in the UK? Though, I did notice the existence of a "shower toilet" the other day, which is apparently a sort of combo toilet/bidet. We live in exciting times!

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