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mini me + poo
Great. We have a US President who can't eat pretzels and watch TV at the same time.

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So shall we now refer to him as the Pretzeldent of the United States?

what the press probably left out was that fact that he was having a beer, while eating pretzels and watching the NFL... don't you think?

He is supposedly a recovering alcoholic, but I think the brain damage was alread too permanent. *cheeky laugh*

They did mention the NFL bit, although they called it 'football', as if it were soccer!?

It's the cocaine I'm still waiting for him to admit to.

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