It not a joke!!! It is the truth!!!

Giving people what they want: violence and sloppy eating

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"Essex babe!" - exclusive to me?
mini me + poo
lovingboth
A female escort has just emailed my work, having got the email address off a sex work discussion board I keep an eye on, a offering a discount.

Ok, let's have a look at her site. "I am the girl that you dreamed of, I will fulfill all your desires that you would not dream of asking your partner, girlfriend or wife to do.

"I will do almost anything, anal sex deep throat you name it. I am sub so I love you to be masterful in bed and I enjoy light pain. [..] I draw the line at watersports and women."

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ROFL

I will fulfill all your desires that you would not dream of asking your partner, girlfriend or wife to do
What's the point of being in a relationship where you cant even discuss your fantasies with your partner..

Well, quite. Even if they do say no. :¬)

Sometimes. :¬))

oh no, i've got it all wrong, all these years i've drawn the line at anal sex and submission, when really i shouldn't have been doing those doubles and golden showers!!

woe is me!! ;P

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