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I like peanuts but
mini me + poo
Peanut butter - it's brown, sticky and tastes horrible. What's the only conclusion?

Peanut butter is poo!
Peanut butter is poo!
Peanut butter is poo!

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I agree but I hate peanuts too.

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I've been told that there's a difference between the kind of peanut butter you get in the UK and the American stuff that I eat.

Perhaps that's the trick?

It varies here from quite-a-bit-of-oil-and-other-stuff-too to 99.9% peanut, 'crunchy' and 'smooth'.

Although it's certainly not as healthy as the other stuff, I find the cheaper, less healthy brands to be much tastier here. My personal favorite is Skippy with Honey in it.

I'm not sure how customs would feel, but I'd be happy to send you some good, American peanut butter.

And you know...this comment hasn't appeared in my inbox. Really sketchy with the comment notifications lately-I thought it was just cause I'd changed e-mail addresses, but I don't know if that's it.

Peanut butter is lovely! You heathen!

You can use it to make a very nice peanut soup, but apart from that... it's poo.

*nods enthusiastically*

One of the few things I think my ex and I would agree on. *shudder* horrible stuff... I hate the smell of it nevermind the taste/texture.

Strangely I do quite like peanuts, but am weird about most other nutty things, I hate almonds and walnuts and avoid food with them in *eww*.


What's the only conclusion?

That your taste buds are broken?

But, but, without peanut butter one could not make satay sauce! What would I dip my chicken-on-a-stick in?

Besides, Marmite and Vegemite are much, much nastier than peanut butter.

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