lovingboth

Like several other retailers, Viking Direct currently have a 'we'll refund the cost if England win [the soccer World Cup]' offer on something desirable, in this case a TV and speakers, normally about £800 inc VAT.

"Hmm, Viking have a 30 day return policy, so buy this now, stick it somewhere safe, and return it unopened in the extremely unlikely [cough] event of England scraping through the first round, then giving up in the middle of their first game against someone good (again) - I can't lose!"

Alas, item 9 of the terms and conditions ".. is excluded from Viking’s 30 day free trial".

Rats.