However, a woman on the platform, busy talking into a mobile phone, starts to push her way onto the train.
What do you do?
Smile and let her on - she must be in a hurry
Remind her the station assistant just said 'let people off the train first'
Push her backwards with your hand
Jump off the train, making sure your heel lands on her toes
Say 'sorry' when doing the above
Add 'but not very' loud enough for the person who saw you do it