Each one was eager to buy out our current lease... until they found out how long it has to run (it was renewed not long before I started.)
My favourite was the one who said 'no problem' when I told him, but then wanted to end the call.
"So when you said 'no problem', you meant there was a problem?"
"Umm, er... yes."
Oh, the other sales call was fun. After we went through the wonderful sales call counterscript someone - who uses Colgate - wanted to tell me they could increase traffic to our website. Wonderful.
Q1. Do you have a website?
I'm afraid I collapsed laughing - if they can't be bothered to check that before calling, just how good can they be?